How American Have I become?

In this post I´m copying the idea of Soumyadip in his post:

I live on an island in the Atlantic Ocean, right in the middle between the old Europa and the so very influencing America. I still hang on to the English way of spelling taught in my Grammar School as much as I can, the American way rather irritates me than the reverse. I like to write I, instead of i, like so many people do now, and I absolutely hate the abbreviation type of spelling: r u 4 it?. Can´t say that I adore Bob Dylan, I just like his music. I can appreciate the humour in Mad. I like Mark Twain. I don´t follow basketball and hardly know the names of the stars, I think Michael Jordan is one of them, though. The five pocket trousers made of denim is the de facto attire. I can stand the Simpsons but I don´t watch it unless there is nothing better on. I´m very tired of the endless array of cheap American comic shows on Icelandic television. I´ll always prefer an European film to an American one, something about the way they are filmed and directed and the use of some very dramatic music in every situation, not to mention the choice of content and the interpretations thereof! In almost every film there seems to have to be either at least one murder, a court trial or a car chase, if not all of those. And free me for all the technical tricks so popular in those "big" American movies.Sometimes fun to watch, but usually going far over the hilltop.

I pump a litre of petrol at the petrol pump not a gallon of gas at the gas station and drive by kilometres (not miles). I only eat a McDonalds burger if I´m very hungry. Pure Icelandic water from the tap still rules over Coke. Icelandic "Helvítis djöfuls" are more effective in a brawl than f**k and MF (even though you hear Icelandic schoolchildren use the F words freely, sometimes without having a clue as to what the words mean).
I can't comprehend baseball. And I don't like George Bush!